Jake and Eli.
Been waiting for Eli/Jake scene 5ever.
Scholarship 4 Bianca's ASS plz.
1200% in glove with Becky.
OH FUCK IM ALREADY DEAD EVERONE IS PERF BYE.
One of my biggest fears is coming on the internet in 11 years and seeing 18 year old Alana’s mugshot or porn videos or cries for attention that haven’t even been invented yet.
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: “AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO___” yes you are the only one it is you the chosen one it is your destiny
I h8’d Life With Derek and I h8 that it’s coming back and I h8 that it’s all over my dash now as though it’s Degrassi. It’s not Degrassi.
We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are.– President Obama on Jay-Z, 9/18/2012 (via katiestark)
September is such a fucking waste of time. It should be Halloween already. 6 weeks today!